HEY KIDS CHECK THIS OUT
[sick funky skeleton drum roll from Skelebaker as the Skeleblues from the Skeletones comes on]
[campy 90s cartoon Bobby B. as THE SKULL as he pulls the literal strings attached to the Skeletones]
LUNCH BOXES THERMOSES TIGHTEY WHITEYS BED SHEETS T-SHIRTS
UNLIVING UNDYING POWER IS YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.99/ea ENERGY DRINKS
YEAH
JOIN MY FAN CLUB SKELETONS ARE STANDING BY IN THE MAILROOM LITERALLY WAITING FOR YOUR MAIL
5 DOLLARS A MONTH 100 FOR THE YEAR
A HELL OF A DEAL
STICKER PACKS! TRADING CARDS! BONE DUST!
YEAR SUBSCRIBER OR ELSE!
[Bobby in front of a big armored vehicle]
THE SKELECRUISER
YEAH
ENTER THE RAFFLE TO WIN A RIDE IN THE SKELECRUISER
WE'LL GO CRUISING
YOU DRIVE
SIGN THE WAIVER OR ELSE YOU'LL SKELEDIE
[skelelaugh]
FAN CLUB!
[Skeleflex, magic shoots out]
[SKELETONES INTRO]
HE'S THE SKELETON
SKELETON
HE'S SKELETUFF
(oooh he's skeletuff)
HE'S SKELESTRONG
(oooh he's skelestrong)
HE'S SKELESMART
(ooh he's skelemart)
POW! POW! POW! POW!
[more magic shoots out]
HE'S INCREDIBLE
(Incredible!)
HE'S INEDIBLE!
(Inedible!)
HE'S INDELIBLE!
(Indelible!)
POW! POW! Poooooowwwwwwwwwww!
[big magic finale LASER EYE BEAMS]
[crazy blues fade from Skeleclap]
He's a lich but he wasn't always a lich. That damn Ark and its brainwaves. He got removed from genpop for it. Now he works on set for this stupid show.
Attributes
Strength: 18 (+3) (3)
Dexterity: 13 (+1) (8)
Constitution: 18 (+3) (3)
Intelligence: 19 (+4) (2)
Wisdom: 13 (+1) (8)
Charisma: 10 (+0) (10)
Facts
He is a productive, valued citizen of the Bright Republic.
He is an Archmage of the Theotechnician-Militant and Cinnabar Order, Republic Chapter, CENTCOM attached to various groups as they sortie on expeditions. Now he works on this stupid show as an executive producer and problem solver.
He works in the bureaucracy and administration after it was determined his lack of lips was negatively impacting morale. He has close ties to both the military and bureaucratic apparatuses of Bright Republic. Now he works in showbiz.
Words
Lich King
A Lich King is dead, and indifferent to such living needs as food, sleep, or breath. They have a natural Armor Class of 3. Their frame is unnaturally sturdy, and their Constitution is raised automatically to 16, or 18 if it is already 16 or higher.
Sorcery
Godbound affiliated with the Sorcery Word brush aside the incantations of lesser mages. As an Instant ability, the PC can Commit Effort for the scene to instantly negate any low magic spell being cast in their presence or banish or destroy any low magic construct or summoned entity. This counter does not function against theurgy or arcane powers that are merely similar to low magic spells.
Artificial Intelligence
You are a super-intelligent artificial mind. Your Intelligence score becomes 19, granting a +4 attribute bonus. Your physical attributes and hit points represent the body or device your mind inhabits, whatever shape it may possess; if robotic, this body requires neither sustenance nor rest. You cannot transfer your intelligence from this body or survive its destruction without appropriate gifts. Your body is automatically wirelessly connected to any local computing network or device that lacks divine-level computer security.
Engineering
Godbound of the Word of Engineering can instantly produce any ordinary device portable by a normal person as an On Turn action. An “ordinary device” is anything generally marketable in the legal or black markets of a setting, including ordinary weaponry and ammunition, but not weapons of mass destruction, unique existing objects, or exotic experimental technology. This ability does not include foodstuffs. Such devices disappear or evaporate within a few hours after the Godbound or their companions stop using them.
Divine Gifts
Excellence of the Word (Universal, Lesser: Constant)
Choose one attribute score and raise it to 18. This excellence is usually colored by the Word that grants it; Fire that grants Dexterity might cause sparks to be left behind swift motion, while Earth that grants Wisdom might lend a ponderous and steady tint to your thoughts. This gift may only be taken once, regardless of how many Words your hero has bound.
Adept of the Gate (Sorcery, Lesser: Constant)
You have been initiated into the Gate, the humblest level of theurgy, albeit still one beyond all but the mightiest mortal wizards. You may choose four invocations of the Gate to master as part of this learning and may learn more as you find them.
Fist of the Grave (Lich King, Lesser: Constant)
Your unholy might, eldritch power, or ageless expertise grants you a 1d10 magical attack with a 200 foot range. On a successful hit, you may Commit Effort for the scene as an Instant action to gain twice the attack's damage as hit points of personal healing, up to your usual hit point maximum.
LASER EYE BEAMS
Gate
Kiss of the Crane
Open the Night Road
Ranks of Pale Bone
Sunder the Lesser Spell
Saving Throws
Hardiness: 12
Evasion: 11
Spirit: 14
Weapons
Unarmed 1d2+3 +4
Knife 1d6+3 +4
RR-15 1d8+1 +2
RR-15 Bayonet 1d10+3 +4
RP-10 1d6+1 +2
Stats
Armor Class: 2 (natural 3, -1 Dex)
Fray: 1d8
Hit Points: 11
Effort: 2
Wealth: 0
Experience: 0
Dominion: 0
Influence: 2
Inventory
Interceptor vest and chest rig
BR-15 (rifle)
BP-10 (sidearm)
Combat knife
Pocket knife
Magic clipboard but maybe it's just like an ipad or some tablet or something
Brown khaki pants
Striped short sleeve button up
Big glasses with fake lenses because he has no eyes but it's habit and also they're attached to his skull by magic
Multitool
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