Dirk Hit Bigly Diggley

his name is Dirk
he exists to slapchop aliens
it's going to be a short existence tabun
but let's try to hit a high score
ganbarimasu

S 5
D 2
C 2
I 2
W 2
P 1

he's got a basic robospine -5 max essence +15 LP Pack Mule affinity up for getting robo-controlled

Greatsword
Big Knife
Regular Knife
Small Knife
.45 ACP SMG
Class II armor

Hand Weapon (Sharp Ones) 5
Dodge 5
Notice 5
Humanities 5 he's got a BA in poli sci cuz he got memed on
Driving 5
Athletics 5