Jazzy Human W Genetic Shame Marker

Name: Hankules

He's a large jazzy human w/ genetic shame marker. His name is Hercules but he prefers Hank. His mother scares him a little. His father must have been very brave as a youth. He has a pair of tufted, peaked ears on his head and a fluffy tail. His fur is dark like the rest of his hair and if anyone looked really closely in the right light they'd notice that his rosettes have spots within them.

Large Jazzy Human with Genetic Shame Marker
Fighter 8
8 HD
racial bonus: +2 nwp
str 19
dex 7
con 8
int 7
wis 7
cha 9

HP 80/80
AC 1(-3 vs. Missiles)
THAC0 13(10 from STR)

+7 damage

Roll 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
AC hit -1 -2 -3 -4 -5 -6 -7 -8 -9 -10

Longsword 1d8+9/1d12+9 Speed 5
Roll 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
AC hit -2 -3 -4 -5 -6 -7 -8 -9 -10 -11

Cursed Sick Katana 1d10+10/1d12+10 Speed 4
Roll 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
AC hit 5 4 3 2 1 0 -1 -2 -3 -4 -5 -6 -7 -8 -9 -10 -11 -12 -13

Paralyzation, Poison, Death Magic : 10
Rod, Staff or Wand : 12
Petrification or Polymorph : 11
Breath Weapon : 12
Spell : 14

Sword Tight Group Prof
Longsword Spec +1 attack +2 damage 3/2 attacks levels 1-6 Table 35 p 71
Quarterstaff Prof
Lucern Hammer Prof
Tower Shield Prof
Katana Spec +1 attack +2 damage 3/2 attacks levels 1-6 table 35 p 71
Katana Mastery +2 attack +1 damage

Cooking
Seamstress/Tailor
Musical Instrument
Dancing
Singing
Artistic Ability (Painting)
3 open NWP

probably 504 gp

Body shield 15lb
Splint mail 40lb
Longsword 1d8 S 4lb 5 speed
Quarterstaff 1d6 B 4lb 4 speed
Lucern Hammer 2d4 P/B 15lb 9 speed
Cursed(?) Sick Katana 1d10 S(/P?) 4lb 4 speed
Scabbard
Cool Vest
Uncomfortably, Perhaps Scandalously So, Short Toga
104 cans of beer (10 gallons) 99.2lb
Pants
Shirt(s)
Butter 10lb
Chalk
Sewing needle
Musical Instrument (Guitar ((Jazzy))
Pepper .5lb
Salt 2lb
3 meals worth of meat
24 days dry rations
.5lb saffron
.5lb clove
5lb rice
One voucher for one free printing from the Printer's Guild(terms and limitations apply), in case you need a broadsheet made or a piece of writing otherwise copied.
Extremely fancy exquisite boots made for walking (all over you)
Leather chaps
1(one) bed frame (installed at lair)
1(one) king-sized mattress (installed at lair)
1(one) handful of (stolen?) teeth from a higher-vibrational being (important?)
Brand Name High-Spec Military Grade Boonie Hat w/ Ear Cut Outs but also Ear Shades for High Sun Environments
Luxury Polarized Brand Name Sunnies That Perfectly Fit and Frame your Face
Boots That Enhance Whole Body Sexiness and Curb Appeal and Also Are Good Boots

720.5 xp from gold spending + 10% bonus from high STR = 34,820.5 xp
math hard

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