The roll on the RANDOM CARGO TABLE is a d100.
Human Cargo
1-20: Clothing Subtable
21-40: Food Subtable
41-60: Electronics Subtable
61-80: Vehicles Subtable
81-90: Entertainment Subtable
91-100: Contraband Subtable
Clothing
1:Brand shoes
2:Fake brand shoes
3:Brand shirts
4:Fake brand shirts
5:Parkas
6:Beachwear
7:Lingerie
8:Cosplay outfits
9:LARP outfits
10:Wizard hats
11:Wizard robes
12:Jorts
13:Denim coats
14:Fanny packs
15:Crocs
Food
1:Soylent
2:Bananas
3:Bananas full of spiders
4:Regional "delicacy" for export
5:Booze
6:Meat(refrigerated)
7:Meat(rotten)
8:Meat(cured/smoked)
9:Other fruits
10:Other vegetables
11:Pre-made meals
12:Soft drinks
13:Milk
14:Milk(sour)
15:Eggs
16:Eggs(rotten)
17:Eggs(hatched)
18:Hot dog buns(never the same as the number of hot dog sausages)
19:Hot dog sausages(never the same as the number of hot dog buns)
20:Condiments(ketchup, etc.)
21:Weight loss pills
22:Pizza bases(no toppings)
23:Strange British canned foods
24:Doritos
25:Mt. Dew
26:Pre-cooked pasta(tons of it, still warm)
Electronics and Miscellaneous
1:Microwave ovens
2:Smartphones
3:Night-vision goggles
4:Clocks
5:Extra water chips
6:Miscellaneous gears and cogs
7:Massage wands
8:UV lamps
9:Laptops
10:E.T. Atari cartridges
11:Game consoles
12:A shipment of tazers
13:A shipment of Roombas
14:A miniature Large Hadron Collider(functional, but very power-consuming)
15:A portable generator(with fuel)
16:Nintendo 2DSs (no games)
17:USB plug-in drinks warmer
18:Left-handed gaming mice
19:Dewritoes sponsored headsets and mice and stuff
20:Toasters;
21:Pagers;
22:Google Glasses
Vehicles
1:Bicycles
2:Hoverboards
3:Motorcycles
4:An entire disassembled car
5:Half of a jet fighter
6:The other half of a jet fighter
7:ATV's
8:Segways
9:Rollerskates
10:Pogo sticks
11:Big Dog;
12:Inflatable car (no, really);
13:Train car
14:Train locomotive(electric)
15:Train locomotive(steam)
16:SCUBA equipment
Entertainment
1:Stuffed animals
2:Body pillows(anime)
3:Body pillows(VERY anime)
4:Magazines
5:Magazines(adult)
6:Magazines(niche interest)
7:Magazines(depressing niche interest)
8:Magazines(depressing niche adult interest)
9:Pewter figurines
10:My Little Deathclaw(animated series)
11:Bibles
12:Bibles(misprinted)
13:Warning labels(biohazard, explosive, poisonous, etc.)
14:CCG Booster Packs
15:Scientologist literature
16:Books(Harry Potter)
17:Books(Twilight)
18:Manticores and Mausoleums, 5th edition;
19:Polyhedral dice (d4s, d8s and d12s only);
20:Books (the Fallout series);
21:Books (The Complete Idiot's Guide to [spurious and preferably noisy subject - Venetian yodelling, throat singing, death metal vocals, bird impressions])
22:VHS tapes
23:Elaborately staged Japanese tea ceremony, the tea is still hot, no one's inside the container, though. Weird.
Contraband
1:A fully functional Russian tank
2:A container full of human refugees
3:A container full of illegal animals(alive)
4:A container full of government secrets
5:A container full of high explosives
6:An ISIS terrorist cell(dead)
7:An ISIS terrorist cell(alive)
8:A container full of government secrets
9:A container rigged to explode
10:A container full of drugs
11:A container full of fake watches
12:A container full of fake bags
13:"Refrigerated" container housing a fully stocked hydroponics lab
14:One(1) live Deathclaw
15:Meticulously labelled and numbered mixed ammunition(unsorted)
16:One(1) Florida Man
17:Refined uranium
18:Nuclear waste
19:CIA prisoner(non-English speaking)
20:CIA prisoner(English speaking)
21:Nazi gold
22:A single flamethrower(with full tank) in a scorched container.
23:A shipment of illegal pharmaceuticals(quite effective, but with side effects)
24:A dimensional rift
25:A baby
26:The person who opened the crate, who remembers everything up until last night
27:A truly massive amount of unsorted human organs, mostly brain
28:A solid gold statue of Donald Trump shaking hands with Kim-Jong Un
29:A D&D Magic item
30:The Qaaba
Cephirid Cargo
1-20: Clothing Subtable
21-40: Food Subtable
41-60: Electronics Subtable
61-80: Vehicles Subtable
81-100: Contraband Subtable
Clothing
1: Tentacle warmers
2: Tentacle warmers(Seasonal)
3: Moisture suits
4: Moisture suits(Stylish)
5: Moisture suits(Armored)
6: Uniforms
7: Dresses
8: Unidentifiable things
9: Goggles
10: Goggles(Glare Protected)
11: Targeting monocles
12: Rebreather(non-standard atmospheres, produces human-breathable air)
12: Rebreather(non-standard liquids, produces water… which humans still can't breathe)
Food
1: Something tentacled(pickled)
2: Something tentacled(still alive)
3: Something shelled(rotten)
4: Something shelled(still alive)
5: It looks like fruit?(salty)
6: It looks like fruit?(it's eggs)
7: This looks delicious!(Cephirid live organ transport)
8: This looks delicious!(Cephirid sperm bank transport)
9: This looks delicious!(Cephirid corpse transport)
Electronics
1: Handheld gaming console(you don't have enough fingers)
2: Electronic literature(possibly romantic)
3: Electronic literature(possibly philosophical)
4: Electronic literature(maybe a textbook?)
5: Electronic literature(definitely political)
6: GPS system
7: Cephirid phone
8: Cephirid signal jammer
9: Cephirid auto-repair toolkit
10: Cephirid reactor(no radioactive isotopes)
11: Cephirid reactor(half-full)
12: Cephirid reactor(brimming with fuel)
13: Cephirid auto-translator(hand-held, still hasn't learned English)
14: Cephirid auto-translator(cerebral, auto-implanting, still hasn't learned English)
Vehicles
1: Cephirid minisub
2: Cephirid DPV/diver propulsion vehicle
3: Cephirid sub-light engine
4: Cephirid sub-light engine(radioactive)
5: Cephirid experimental warp engine
6: Cephirid experimental warp engine(radioactive)
7: Cephirid wingsuit
8: Cephirid jetpack
Contraband
1: Cephirid firearms(unpowered)
2: Cephirid firearms(loaded)
3: Cephirid firearms(energy)
4: Cephirid shields
5: Cephirid drugs
6: Slaves(Cephirid, dead)
7: Slaves(Cephirid, frozen)
8: Slaves(Non-Cephirid, dead)
9: Slaves(Non-Cephirid, frozen)
10: Stolen cultural artifacts
11: Stolen radioactive isotopes
12: A box containing a singularity
13: A treasure map
14: Unlicensed jumpnet keys
15: A legendary criminal(Cephirid, frozen)
16: A legendary criminal(Non-Cephirid, frozen)
17: The trappings and literature of a doomsday cult
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