Ruby's List

L4A > Require Champion of Darkness for Maiden of Moonlight

Lonely Lunar looking for Abyssal to share woes, annoyance and stories of annoying circlemates. Must have no more than two dots of Compassion and at least three dots of Intelligence. Large storeroom of sad peasants, hopeless causes and useless artifacts to distract current circle a bonus.

Location: Greater Great Forks Area
it's NOT ok to contact this Exalt with services or other commercial interests

Si4Si > Too Much On My Hands

Sidereal maiden in need of help! Will you be my champion? I've got pissed-off deities and an incompetent ccircle of Celestials to deal with. Will be very appreciative of any help, and may show you my tricks with a whip.

Location: Yu-Shan
it's NOT ok to contact this Exalt with services or other commercial interests

Missed Connections > Hi Cutie!

You were the hot man/woman/animal/godblood/exalt outside the Temple of Rabszolga when everything went right to hell, I was the super-hot godblood checking you out. If you want to meet up for sex, sex or sex, meet me at the Temple of the Three! I'll be the one tackling you to the ground and/or molesting a Solar! Don't be shy, join in!

Location: Greater Great Forks Area
it's ok to contact this godblood with prostitution or other inappropriate solicitations

So4M > To Glory!

Looking for mortals to form part of hopeless battle against forces of darkness, must be willing to sacrifice self gloriously on the field of battle with no regrets. You: Between 15 and 40 years of age with a military background and bulging, well-oiled muscles, own weapons a plus. Me: Towering Solar with robot arm and epic quest. Meet me at the corner of Whip and Divinity in Great Forks.

Location: Greater Great Forks Area
it's NOT ok to contact this Exalt with services or other commercial interests

LSS > How do I talk to a girl?!

She's beautiful, has a million faces and happens to be a deity. And I don't mean that metaphorically! How do I talk to her? Would she even go for a Solar? What would be an appropriate present?!

I'm at wit's end, but I'm not going to let this opportunity pass me by! Help a Solar out!

Location: Greater Great Forks Area
it's NOT ok to contact this Exalt with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: I'll fix your stuff! Clocks, artifacts, broken legs? Anything!

ARA > Vintage Artifact!

Used by a real God!

In almost mint condition!

Only minor repairs required!

These amazing shackles can be yours for an amazingly low price!

Only slight loss of functionality!

Location: Greater Great Forks Area
it's NOT ok to contact this Exalt with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Money or barter for artifacts

G4Si > Three In Trouble

Hey, assholes, where are you when we need you? We've got Solars and Lunars running rampant in our city and messing stuff up! Isn't it your job to kill them off and keep them locked away? Where the hell are your Dragonbloods when we need them to do something useful rather than trying to invade us? Thanks a lot, jerks.

But just so you know, we've got three Solars and a Lunar in Great Forks, we can work with the Solars, but the Lunar is driving them to do crazy things.

At least rewrite her fate so she'll always be surrounded by people who get on her nerves, at least then we can be smug in the knowledge that she's suffering as much as we are.

Location: Greater Great Forks Area
it's ok to contact this God with prayers or other divine interests

WRI > Serenity Hijack Needs You!

Up to date on the latest hot goss? But need to earn some dosh? Look no further: Serenity Hijack is the finest and foremost magazine on the Exalted and all their exploits!

Solar been caught banging an Infernal? Lunar shoplifting suggesting a slip into moral turpitude and chimaerism? Dragonbloods consorting with the enemy? Gods being knocked up with a Celestial's illegitimate bastard?

We want it all! But only if it's steamy and bound to titillate our readers! They don't want to read boring essays about politics and Yozi, they want the hot stuff!

And if you got it, so do we! Contact your local Sidereal or deity for more information!

Location: Yu-Shan
it's NOT ok to contact this Exalt with services or other commercial interests

SLA > Yard Sale

HOLDING SANCTUM SALE. EVERYTHING MUST GO!

CLEANING OUT MY SANCTUM IN PREPARATION FOR MOVING TO YU-SHAN AND/OR EDGES OF CREATION LONG-TERM!

SELLING: SLAVES, PRISONERS, SLAVES, ANTIQUE FURNITURE, DRAMATIC PILLARS AND OVERSIZED TAPESTRIES. ALSO SUBTLE FOG-MACHINE.

SPECIAL OFFER: YOUR VERY OWN SOLAR! I PICKED HER UP FOR NEXT TO NOTHING, AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE HER!

Location: Elsewhere
it's ok to contact this God with prayers or other divine interests

R4M > What has no fixed form and is bored?

Me: Raksha from beyond Creation, unfathomable creature of the Wyld, filled to the brim with amazing puzzles and vast knowledge.

You: Mortal whose fragile fleshy mind will collapse like a wet cardboard box under the weight of a daiklave as you encounter my riddles.

Us: Meeting up regularly for JO while looking at my collection of miniatures and some riddling. No gay stuff. Answer my riddle about lunch and you can have some of my leftover imitation crab meat, nothing wrong with it, I've just got too much.

Location: Nexus
it's okay to contact this Raksha with riddles or other mysterious bullshit

THP > Protagonists Anonymous

My name is Kotero and I'm a protagonist, I charge headfirst into trouble with only consideration for the well-being of others, without considering how this might annoy anyone I travel with. Because that's my duty, as a protagonist, to see diplomatic and compassionate solutions to all suffering.

The first step to getting better is realizing you have a problem, if you are like me and your compassionate and self-less habits are getting on the nerves of the ones you care about or are stuck with, look me up.

Location: Greater Great Forks Area
it's ok to contact this Exalt with your troubles or other quests

BAB > Babysitter needed

Need competent, caring babysitter capable of taking care of four Abyssals with the approximate mental ages and maturity of a group of children. Don't be afraid to threaten to take away their soulsteel or not let them have any motes of essence if they misbehave.

If their Solar and Lunar friends want to come over to play, they're allowed to as long as they're home before dawn. Shadowland must be as neat as I left it when I get back.

No Sidereals.

Location: The Walker's Realm
it's ok to contact this Deathlord with your soul or other dark sacrifices

WRI > Need Replacement Editor

The Sidereals in charge of writing my story are incompetent! If I don't get more screen time, how am I going to get Toya to marry me?!

Need new Sidereal in charge of writing my fate so I can be Toya's wife before he marries someone else. He could be out there right now flirting with a Lunar or something!

Contact Azure Gemstone in Nexus if you're interested! Don't tell my dad!

Location: Nexus
it's NOT okay to contact this mortal with background roles or non-romantic fates
Compensation: You'll get invited to the wedding!

SEC > Join a Growing Business!

Have you ever wanted to be responsible for the safety of hundreds or thousands of people?

Have you ever wanted to wear shiny, new armor that's barely been used before?

Have you ever wanted to sign a daiklave-proof contract waiving our responsibility for any injuries you suffer in the line of duty?

Do you dream of fighting off hordes of raging barbarians intent on destroying a glorious center of civilization and enlightenment?

Then this is the job for you! Contact Artwaltzie Dora Artwaltz in Great Forks and sign up today! Protect the innocent! Fight the Arczechki! This is a boom sector, so make sure to get in on the ground floor!

Location: Greater Great Forks Area
it's NOT ok to contact this Exalt with services or other commercial interests

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