Wasteland Critter Guide

Wasteland Critters

The wasteland is full of horrible things, colloquially referred to as "critters." Most of them will try to eat you or worse.

Florida Man

Appearance: "Y'all cowards don't even smoke Jet."
Diet: Chems
Temperament: ?????
Edible? Hopefully not.


Appearance: Bipedal alligator the size of a truck.
Diet: People.
Temperament: Highly aggressive.
Edible? Yes, yes you are.

Strength: 10
Dexterity: 6
Constitution: 15
Intelligence: ??
Willpower: 7
Perception: 7

Athletics: 8
Brawling: 3
Notice: 2
Stealth: 4

Life Points: 120
Armor: 20

Claws: D6*Str(Slashing, doubled after armor)
Teeth: D6*Str(Slashing, doubled after armor)
Tail: D12*Str(Blunt, no multiplier)

Special Defenses: Immune to radiation

Ghoul, Normal

Appearance: Like a human prune with teeth
Diet: Radiation and people
Temperament: Territorial
Edible? Doubtful

Strength: 2
Dexterity: 2
Constitution: 4
Intelligence: 0
Willpower: 0
Perception: 2

Athletics: 4
Brawling: 2
Notice: 1
Stealth: 4

Life Points: 38
Armor: 0

Teeth: D4*Str(Slashing)

Special Defenses: Immune to Radiation

Giant Leech

Appearance: It's a leech that can grow to at least ten feet long, it is horrifying. Amphibious and can tolerate salt/brackish water.
Diet: Juicy, blood-filled protagonists
Temperament: Aggressive.
Edible? Yes, but you'll wish it wasn't.

Strength: 4
Dexterity: 3
Constitution: 3
Intelligence: 0
Willpower: 0
Perception: 2

Athletics: 4
Brawling: 4
Notice: 0
Stealth: 6

Life Points: 36
Armor: 0

Bite: D6*Str(Slashing)
Crushing Slam: D8*Str(Crushing)

Super Mutant


Appearance: A cassowary that grows to at least the size of a man, but with a far more colourful plumage, and a far more discordant cry.
Diet: Omnivorous, primarily scavenging.
Temperament: Skittish.
Edibility: Very.

Strength: 3
Dexterity: 4
Constitution: 2
Intelligence: 0
Willpower: 0
Perception: 3

Athletics: 8
Brawling: 3
Notice: 5
Stealth: 3

Life Points: 34
Armor: 0

Peck: D4*Str(Slashing)
Kick: D6*Str(Slashing)


Appearance: A bulky, anthromorph robot
Diet: Batteries.
Temperament: Beep boop.
Edibility: Why are you even asking?

Strength: 4
Dexterity: 1
Constitution: 4
Intelligence: 0
Willpower: 0
Perception: 3

Life Points: 42
Armor: 10

Shocking Grasp: Con+Will check(+5 if you have Resistance to Pain) or be paralyzed for as many rounds as you flub the roll by.
Punch: Like a punch.
Laser Pistol: Not all models

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